So I moved to Central NJ recently... it is ridiculously lame here. I don't know what posessed me to think that I could live here. I went from living the artist lifestyle in hipsterville Brooklyn NY, to living in the fucking sticks of NJ working in an office with one boss who hardly ever comes into work. Where is one to meet people if there is no public transportation system? I don't even know if bars exist here. I've gone onto dating sites and everyone is looking for a potential wife/baby's mama. WTF was I thinking!?!?!

Is there anyone in central NJ, near Old Bridge who can save me??? I need friends of any kind, chicks to chill with and talk about hair and boys... boys to snuggle, maybe a fuck buddy. I need PEEPS!!! Send HELP STAT!!!