age: 36 (May 12, 1977)

MEMBER SINCE: March 2003

occupation: idiot wrangler

fantasy: That I was embroiled in an anime plotline where...uh...I'll go sit down and be quiet now.

makes me sad: the fact that I fuck over anyone who treats me with any kind of love and respect.

body mods: scars, nicks, dents, bruises, scrapes, falls, owies...

into: books, movies, video games, cooking, chiles, wow...I am not a beautiful and unique snowflake

sign: the power of christ compels you

gets me hot: GTA:San Andreas, my ginger/lime/jalapeno/onion salsa verde, hentai, chicks with dicks that put mine to shame...

makes me happy: drinking. sittin around bullshittin'. cooking...definitely cooking...hanging out with my Sister...feeding...consuming large amount of Thai Green Curry & Tom Ka

i lost my virginity: back in the 'Nam.

crush: can't tell ya...strictly hush-hush

stats: a shorter thinner Drew Carey clone