age: 35 (May 12, 1977)

MEMBER SINCE: March 2003

occupation: idiot wrangler

crush: can't tell ya...strictly hush-hush

i lost my virginity: back in the 'Nam.

sign: the power of christ compels you

body mods: scars, nicks, dents, bruises, scrapes, falls, owies...

into: books, movies, video games, cooking, chiles, wow...I am not a beautiful and unique snowflake

most humbling moment: the dentist had to show me how to properly brush my teeth and gave me a kid's tiny toothbrush...that happened today...

makes me happy: drinking. sittin around bullshittin'. cooking...definitely cooking...hanging out with my Sister...feeding...consuming large amount of Thai Green Curry & Tom Ka

gets me hot: GTA:San Andreas, my ginger/lime/jalapeno/onion salsa verde, hentai, chicks with dicks that put mine to shame...

makes me sad: the fact that I fuck over anyone who treats me with any kind of love and respect.

stats: a shorter thinner Drew Carey clone