"mr. home would be way cooler if he would upload his fucking pics every now and then. he is the coolest lech i know. his wife is a hot babe. he is into fonts. he is nocturnal and has a hard time finding his pants. these things are not connected.

most of all, he looks startlingly like that dude from that canadian band, Saliva - so much so, that underage girls give him free blowjobs whenever he's in toronto. or at least that's what i hear."