age: 28 (May 13, 1985)

MEMBER SINCE: September 2004

occupation: patient instructor, women's health advocate, insomniac novelist

i lost my virginity: twice but the first time doesnt count because i've blocked out such bad memories

makes me happy: Pedaling around and singing. Falafel. Waltzing to Chopin on wood floors. Aprons and high heels

crush: has two wheels, no brakes, and is named Bianchi

stats: little but fierce

most humbling moment: Poly Sci from a Cuban exile

fantasy: to live in an old farmhouse with lots of cats and dogs with a wrought iron bed on the back porch, a vegan restaurant and co op with my friends, a bike shop for the ladies, and a farm animal sanctuary where we've bravely rescued beakless chickens

makes me sad: dishonesty, burning my tongue on hot beverages, being lonely, feeling like I'm wasting time, not knowing what I want to do with my life

gets me hot: athleticism, women with leg muscles, women who bike or play rugby, freckles, lankiness, shoulders, modesty, bravery, joi de vivre

sign: pseudoscience bullshit

into: stretching, biking, outrageousness, vegan baked goods, impersonations, brains, fake karate fights