"She's responsible for an entirely new way of getting off: postal-erotica.

Handle with care.

I love Holly."

"I think it's safe to already say that this girl is fantastic and I heart her!"

"holly is awesome. she lends me great books "

"editor’s note: Whilst I was thinking about my first task as Holly’s slave (which was give a friendly testimonial) I was at the time eating a chilled ever so sweet kiwi with a hint of tartness that was SO juicy and SO scrumptious I figured there would be no way in HELL I could keep it friendly. But I’ll try.

Holly is smart, quick, sophisticated and sexy x 100. She will amaze you with her wit seduce you with a sentence. She is brilliantly divine!

"

"She's a big flirt that'll get your blood pumping to full erection!"

"Holly is a rockstar. "

"pushes buttons."

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"Hard to really know what to say... While we haven't yet met face to face, we've gotten to know each other a bit, and I feel fortunate to have done so. Funny, smart, imaginative, sexy, and it just gets better from there...

Go red!!!"

"Holly and I met years ago backstage at an Iron Maiden concert; I was fledgling staff photographer for Circus Magazine and she was head of security for the band... the things I had to do to get access still brings shudders in the wee dark hours of the early morning...

We met again some time later when I was investigating Bermuda Triangle phenomena. She was the first female captain of a New Zealand Special Forces marine unit trying to chase us off thinking our garishly colored ship was a Greenpeace vessel... after days of her imaginative "debriefing" techniques, she let us go (never did get my briefs back...).

I won't even go into that one terrible summer where I was homeless on the streets of San Francisco. My corner was outside a strip bar and all my "Will work for food" signs had been stolen. As an evil joke, some gay bashing white supremacists had replaced all of the signs with "Will go down on you for food" signs without my knowledge. Holly was in town with the New Zealand marines for Fleet Week , saw my sign, and the next thing I knew it was weeks later and I was homeless yet again, but in London. I had very little recollection of the previous weeks and my toungue had her name tattooed on it...

Despite all of our very long and storied history across the world together (tip of the iceberg above, people...), she remains the most beautiful and talented New Zealander I know. I am very much looking forward to living in her bathtub once she moves to London and becoming her completely dedicated man-servant.

I have loved her and been loved by her like no other IrishAmerican has ever been by a New Zealand beauty like Miss Holly.

I am counting the hours until I see her again this summer in Tibet...
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"hgl is one of the most consistently hilarious posters I've come across. if you can handle the fact that she's also sexy, has a bf & lives in the antipodes & hangs with hobbits, she is also very cool, brilliant and down to earth.

i hat typos"

"what is knowledge without the ocean? just a pile of hopelessly jumbled letters thrown out of upturned stalls, sitting on the ground in no particular order and feeling quite useless dfslk ioig spoghf diqpfodivn. it's holly that is the ocean that turns any kingdom of knowledge into wisdom"