age: 30 (Jul 07, 1981)

MEMBER SINCE: August 2005

occupation: Day Manager at strip club.... "you can't un-see that"

fantasy: I have a new one every day

makes me happy: Punching people in the face, Dogo's, trail running

gets me hot: black eyes, bruises and scars, getting punched in the face

heroes: That grizzly guy, not the one who got mauled, Charlie Vandergaw

makes me sad: Society

i lost my virginity: I didn't lose it, I know where i put it

body mods: Robot arms

most humbling moment: calling a bus stop home for the night

crush: Ellen Page & Kristen Wiig

sign: CANCER (YES I KILL)