Member: hippomonki

hippomonki is a 31 year-old in Portland, OR.

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SEPTEMBER 15, 2012 @ 10:20 AM | 2 COMMENTS


going to be visiting atlanta briefly the first week of october
suggestions????????????
AUGUST 3, 2012 @ 08:36 PM | 1 COMMENT


so.... as a mommy sometimes you have to schedule getting laid... and as a nerd sometimes you have to reschedule getting laid because of Mars Rover Landings..... it's tough being a nerd......
JULY 4, 2012 @ 12:28 AM | 1 COMMENT


7 years ago i was beating asses, eating fruit that had been soaking in alcohol all day, playing in hot tubs, meeting SO MANY new people and applying peas to broken arms after canadians had fallen on chipper black men....

tonight i played in the park til dark, made meatloaf played with playdough and started learning russian.... not the same, not the same....
APRIL 16, 2012 @ 11:09 AM | 2 COMMENTS


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MARCH 4, 2012 @ 01:15 AM


all of my friends are funny, sexxy, dirty bitches and i love them!

don't forget.....


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love
FEBRUARY 26, 2012 @ 08:58 PM


me and my lil miss are quite the pair....
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she's growing so fast....
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we put on our pretty eyes for mardi gras....

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she's the thing that keeps me going through the days, laughing and smiling... i am always greatful
FEBRUARY 20, 2012 @ 10:41 PM


trying to date sucks....
part of me wishes i had stayed celibate, it was less frustrating.
having to deal with:
amazing boys who don't put out
less than awesome boys who do but aren't worth more than the time it takes to do so, and are inconsistent with even that...
boys who would be perfect if they hadn't been broken by some other girl....
boys who aren't my cup of tea but are totally willing to be whatever they can be to do so....

and combinations of the above

bitch bitch bitch... whatever, i know....

i just want some good conversation, cuddles, make outs and fun/ dirty sex at least once a week, preferably from the same person....

dear 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006... i (kinda) miss you, especially the boys you provided those years
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