age: 29 (Apr 19, 1982)

MEMBER SINCE: April 2007

occupation: Comedian at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre in NY. http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/performers/8996

crush: Winona Ryder circa '94.

makes me happy: this site

fantasy: Does this mean I have to fight a dragon and speak elvish?

into: music,comedy,pop culture and you

i lost my virginity: to you. Surprise!

gets me hot: Do I even need to say since I'm on this site?

body mods: Mods vs Rockers

heroes: Bill Murray is God.