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YaY!
Gomez concert tonight!
And Trailer Park Boys the Movie!
And, if binsearch will stop being suck a cocksucker, I will even get to watch the new Lost!

Huh-fucking-zah!
I have figured out what to go as for Halloween this year.
I am going to go as myself come back in time from the future!
Now I just need grey hair, some wrinkles and a really shiny jumpsuit.

For the last ten months or so, I have been unable to get more than half way through a book.
But over the course of the last four days, I have laid waste to 400 odd pages of the novel I just purchased.
So look out written word, I am fucking back and I am going to fucking kick the ass of any book that...
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I am so prepared for the coming zombie war.
Seriously, if you want to survive you should probably give me a call.

Life losing direction and focus... must... concentrate... harder...

I'm watching CNN's real time coverage of 9/11 as it happened.
Its awesome!
National tragedy as television re-run!
Attention passengers: We have just entered a new level of class.

Coming home from three weeks vacation, I realize that I have but one goal in life.

To constantly be on vacation.

A birthday, three unexpected guests, The Riff Randells playing with Bogart and The Neckers... Its the first day of my summer vacation, might as well start it full on.
Next stop: Vegas.

I am only ten days away from freedom from all my worldly obligations.
My buddies are dropping out of this trip left and right but I will not be defeated.
I am going to take 21 days off and spend a shit load of money and have the best fucking vacation and there is nothing any damn person can do to stop me.
Let them...
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