age: 32 (Feb 12, 1980)

MEMBER SINCE: April 2004

occupation: registered dope and enema-giver

crush: putty in his hands...

stats: 36-26-36 and growing

heroes: toss up 'tween the Dude and the Jesus

body mods: cat scratches a'plenty

gets me hot: good manners, aminal lovers, pretty boobies, ridiculuos sideburns, nice hands, porn, sg girls* etc

makes me sad: aminal cruelty, old people neglect, stray aminals, roadkill, when my sister's mean to me, criticism, dieting, cat breath

makes me happy: puppies, pussycats, chinese takeout, tickling, Johnny Depp, cartoons, eBay, spooning, snacks, making out with my *bf*, tactile stimulation, having my doors opened, a bunch of other really square shit...

fantasy: involves a can of cream cheese frosting...

into: red lipstick, smelly bath products, SHOES, burlesque, stockings, dark hair, long sideburns, aminals, aminal lovers, cheesecake, eBay, old cars, guys with old cars, guys with dark hair and long sideburns in old cars...

i lost my virginity: indeed.