age: 87 (Nov 03, 1924)

MEMBER SINCE: June 2002

occupation: fool of hearts

most humbling moment: right now is a most humbling moment

makes me sad: everything that isn't my dog

i lost my virginity: and decided never to look for it again...

into: honesty, integrity, and self sufficiency

makes me happy: my dog

crush: crushed the fucking shit out of me

fantasy: finding a girl in this century that is worth my attention

body mods: frat tat on ankle to remind me of what stupid feels like

sign: danger, do not feed the bear

stats: i am a fat fuck