age: 88 (Nov 03, 1924)

MEMBER SINCE: June 2002

occupation: fool of hearts

makes me happy: my dog

sign: danger, do not feed the bear

makes me sad: everything that isn't my dog

crush: crushed the fucking shit out of me

gets me hot: fuck getting hot

i lost my virginity: and decided never to look for it again...

fantasy: finding a girl in this century that is worth my attention

into: honesty, integrity, and self sufficiency

most humbling moment: right now is a most humbling moment

body mods: frat tat on ankle to remind me of what stupid feels like