MEMBER SINCE: March 2007
occupation: uh, bum?
i lost my virginity: Yes, I did.
crush: Changes every five minutes.
gets me hot: Being awake. Sometimes asleep.
sign: "Abandon Hope, All Ye Who Enter"
makes me sad: Unhappy animals
into: All sorts of really kinky stuff. Also bloody typical stuff like eating, reading, playing games, listening to music, and caring for animals.
makes me happy: Animals
most humbling moment: Most of them
heroes: Frederick Douglass, Robert F. Murphy, J.G. Ballard, Groucho Marx, Friedrich Nietzsche, Dennis Potter
I will be stripping for charity at a special ladies' night this Sunday, November 16, at the Western Bar in Edinburgh, and I need sponsors! You don't have to show up (in fact, it's probably best for all of us if you don't, but if you want to I can't stop you, and there will undoubtedly be much better eye-candy available than me). I will also be selling (or attempting to sell) lap dances for £5 each. All proceeds go to the Sick Kids Friends Foundation. I have a sign-up sheet which I can bring fill in for you. That's to sponsor me just to take off my kit on stage. Lap dances will be sold at the event. There is also free alcohol, which I will no doubt need, as will anyone making the mistake of watching me, and people selling kisses. Sounds like a good time for almost all and for a good cause. Call me or email for more information!
Cash, checks, and PayPal accepted.
Cash, checks, and PayPal accepted.




















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