age: 29 (Jul 02, 1982)
MEMBER SINCE: November 2004
occupation: Host
crush: Your mom
gets me hot: Naked women... boobs... stuff like that.
most humbling moment: I had a front tooth break on a date. That sucked.
makes me sad: The odds of my meeting another Red Sox fan in NY suck.
stats: 65 RBIs, 97 RPMs, 102 LMNOPs
fantasy: Doing the crossword puzzle in bed with a beautiful woman... What? Does it always have to be about sex with you?
sign: Yield
makes me happy: The Red Sox winning the world series
body mods: None
i lost my virginity: On Patriot's Day
BLOGS
I came home the other night after a 22-hour date, smelling that pungent odor that can only come about from continuing to make love long after the alcohol has worn off and the hangover has set it. I was sore and had bite-marks on my chest and shoulders. It hurt when my penis touched my underwear while I walked. Aaah, a good night.
AUGUST 2010
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