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I cannot possibly express the depth of disappointment I feel toward my fellow Albertans.

Freedom of choice often degenerates into license to act irresponsibly. When a majority is declared 20 minutes after the polls close we can safely place Alberta in the ""one party system" category

The triumph of the inept oligarchical faction this evening robs this province of an historical opportunity to move beyond...
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s_eldorado:
Wolf and supplies. A journey across furniture.

Can I have the movie rights?
hankor:
Yes you can
Only if the coyote is played by the stuffed Marlon Brando

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What in the holy hell does that beady eyed shit-faced imbecile George Bush think he will accomplish traveling to the middle east?

Does he believe that since he has less than a year to make the world even shittier he needs to lend his massive intellect and herculean foreign policy prowess to the solving of the
Palestine/Israel quagmire?!

In 7 years he hasn't been to...
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lavonne:
hankor:
Greatest thing ever!!

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I hope all your Festivus dreams came true!!!!
s_eldorado:
They totally did. I found myself naked in the lineup at the grocery story. Again.

Thanks alot.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

ps: Happy 2008, G - hope you and the missus get a good solid leg up and MOVE TO VANCOUVER ALREADY!!! Ahem. Miss you guys.

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Anyone who has seen someone have a mental breakdown understands the seriousness of such an event.
Having one occur in your place of work is even more traumatic.

Well yesterday I had the misfortune of witnessing just such an event. Details are not important, What is important is the moment you realize that there are people in positions of power who have no sympathy for...
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s_eldorado:
Oh fuck. Sorry to hear that. I really think you need to get out of there. But you know that.

Hope you guys are well.
hankor:
pretty good

I just have a nasty boss

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My plan is simple.

Report incident

Wait for the leaf blower of justice to be pull-started.

Watch said justice leaf blower destroy the 900 year old vampire who has had it coming for a long time.


rin:
worse than joy, huh?
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Well.......... after cleaning our last place and polishing the wood floor our 2 week moving adventure came to a close last night.

I met the little brother of the landlord at 8:30 and he informed me that he and his older brother were going to keep $100 of our damage deposit to

"clean the inside of the cupboards and sweep the closets"

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rin:
too bad you guys aren't having winter yet! yay, global warming!
s_eldorado:
That's fucking brutal - I'm so sorry!

Hurry up and move to Vancouver where a) the landlord/tenant laws are actually decent and b) I get to see you guys whenever I come back.
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Has anyone ever organized an election?

I can now say that I have, It was fair and honest and the turnout was high. The results angered some people and the upcoming runoff election has infuriated others.

Democracy doesn't work.

lavonne:
Shit! I totally did. They told me it was off the record! Those damn Uzbeks.
hankor:
Decadent Uzbecks!!!!

not like loyal soviets

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Ahh the joys of moving,,,,,,,,,

I seriously despise the entire process of moving to a new apartment. I do however love it when a new place works outt better than expected and looks great after the first day of setting up.

I am not going to bother commenting on Dog the bounty hunter save for this one little piece of observation.

HE HAS A POMPADOUR...
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amithia:
Your comment in my set made me laugh, thank you. I hope you got some damn good baking from that old woman's fridge.
hankor:
I did !!
she had awesome brownies that made me see God when I listened to Black Sabbath.
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I have now successfully crushed rogers shitty software on my new nokia 5300.

They installed limits on the files you can use as ringtones so you would have to buy cruddy ones from them and they screwed up the mp3 player.
I have used a hack to crush their foolish attempt to stand in my way and re established the Nokia factory settings.

FUCK YOU...
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seska:
I am so your friend as I think you are prolly one of the coolest guys I've ever met!!!! Hope you and she are doing super well and that one day soon we get to go eat some delish veggie cuisine.
Miss you and she and the incredibly cool conversation.
hankor:
Thanks!!!
and cellphones are not evil.
just cell service providers
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Does anyone reading this actually believe accepting unfettered market competition and limitless corporate power is going to help them?...Seriously?

If you do then you are hopeless. And you are probably a big fan of Chicago school economics( Milton Friedman)
You are also a colossal imbecile and possibly mentally ill or very very rich (which means you can hire a lawyer and sue me because I...
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