"Joey is one of the only people in the world I trust completely.

Of everyone I have ever known he has proven to be nothing but a great, reliable, and honest friend. You don't find that much anymore."

"so this guy joey...what a character...makes me laugh, cry, yell and pee my pants all at the same time...watch out for his shakes though, they are going at 67,000 rpms and when matched with his crazy kung-fu skills, he can slice, dice, chop and shred your arms into little nuggets of flesh...ok, so joey wouldnt hurt a fly; unless the fly hurt one of his friends

i love that handsome devil


ps - that man can grow one insane beard i tell ya..."