"Handle rules, definitely... he's like a communist, rock-star, cult-member, kickass mofo... and from what I hear he's also really good in bed... some really hot girls told me that.."

"when i think of handle, purely orgasmic visions of him eating pizza in a mr. bubble bath run through my head.... har har."

"Handle is great. Funny guy. Thief hunter. Terriffic party host. And he gave me his jammies!"

"Handle will steal your girlfriend and make you feel good about it while he does it infront of you."

"Handle rocks out! He rocks out with his cock out, and his block out, and his.. clock... out.. yeah! He totally rules! Like this one time, at band camp, he told me to go see Polysics and I did and it was totally awesome and he's my best friend in the whole world, but in a masculine and cool and non-girly way because we are tough rockers and use our powerful mojo to make all the girls want to touch our hard, long, powerful.. guitars.."