age: 36 (Jun 16, 1975)

MEMBER SINCE: March 2006

stats:

most humbling moment: a hellacious three-month stint at BJ's Halfway House of Horrors

into: movies especially fucked-up foreign flicks, alliteration, foreign languages, biking, hiking

i lost my virginity: on a cold February night in Moscow near metro station Babushkinskaya

heroes: people who get up no matter how many times they fall down

body mods: some ink

makes me happy: Paula Dean and her butter fetish, driving with the windows down, the moon, flying down a steep hill on my bicycle, jumping out of a plane

fantasy: being gangbanged in a church by a convent of hot young Spanish nuns (ala Penelope Cruz in Todo Sobre Mi Madre)

gets me hot: brainy bootylicious brunettes

crush: Ir�ne Jacob