“I'm sure Urban Renewel may have something in your size.

Psssst....I think you would look hot in heels.”

“ummm something funny and witty, halfjack is the cat's meow. (I thought I was leaving a comment damn it!).”

“!!!!!! WE DO NOT SPEAK OF THAT EVENING!!!!!!!!!

.....ha...

if a tree falls down in a forest and no hears hears it..did it really happen? yes. a fallen tree is a fallen tree, no mater if it makes a sound.

HOWEVER!!...if i don't remember something, did it really happen??
NO!”

“Ever wonder what it would be like to have someone twister and turn with you with the skratching and biting? I did until I meet him. We had the best Twister Sex I've ever had.. Can't wait until next time. ”

“one of the most, intelligent, interesting, caring individuals I have ever met. Not only is he funny as hell but he is quiet as a ninja, rides a unicorn to work, and is a mass amount of hotness. In other words, he's magical.”

“such a silly wanker. thats good in my book”

“youve always been easy for me to talk to, man. i dont know if its because youre on the same wavelength as me or if youre just insane. come to think of it, i think those are the same thing. either way, youre an awesome guy and i can see why so many people think so highly of you. i hope that the next time we chill wont be in the too distant future.

oh, and i just lost.”

“This boy may be the most difficult person I have ever met, but at the same time may also be the easiest to love.”

“Halfjack is so cool that he deserved immediate transference onto my top 5. He is freaking awesome and cool and I enjoyed every second I spent with him on the ECCT especially when we kissed b/c in that moment, I swear we were infinite. (yes a perks reference. we never had a chance to properly discuss how incredibly amazing it is). I hope we have many more chances to hang out b/c halfjack is definitely worth it.”

“different then the average bear . . . .”

“beware of laughing attacks. They just, don't stop when i'm hanging out with this dood.”

“I love Halfjack! He is my boy! He's been one of my very bestest friends since we were babies..no joke....I grew up with this kid, and I love him! He's a great best friend, and he's funny, and beautiful, and thoughtful, and super caring to everyone....he rocks my world! ”