Hi. how are you? what's that? you want a recently updated pictures of me? sure thing loyal readers. this one is on me. cuz i know you don't come here for the pictures. you come for the words. the words that inspire. the words that give you wings. the words that make the songs that make the whole world sing. oh look! I faux-rhymed! see? oh look again! i'm comical in picture form!


I know i know. you didn't come her for the silliness. that was unfair of me. this isn't some chris farley jaunt thru the woods. this is serious stuff! so here's me being serious. in picture form. on a side note, i'd like to add that my thought process has recently broken down walls and is soaring to new heights thanks largely to the edition of facial hair. some of you may understand. thinking, while stroking my mustache, then coming down and tracing the shape of a van dike (all the while pretending i have connectors) has truly revolutionized my brain activity. Loyal readers, I have reached the Beard Age. After the Bronze Age, The Industrial Age, The Post-911 Age, the Post-I-dated-the-prettiest-sg-and-you-didn't Age, comes the Beard Age. So wait for it. "Nothing happens, nothing happens, then suddenly, quick as wink, and slick as a mink's prick, Time thrusts through the time of no-Time." and that, bobby p, is exactly what happens when you're workin with this:


moving along. So that place i thought i totally had, not so much. so i had to go back up, but that's ok, cuz i was gonna put it off but the lady, well, she missed me. called me up and was like "hey cmere boy" and i was all like "k" so i did and it was awesome. we did lots of cuddling and some other stuff too, which i forget can be difficult in an inflatable bed with a slow leak. and hers is like 3 feet of the ground, so that's like 6 inches of sag, so yeah, even the spooning was a lil awkward. but it was fucking crantastic sharing a bad with her and the kissing oh the kissing and all the other nubbin that occurred. sigh. readers, being in love, is fun again. soz in between the cuddling and the kissing and the other stuff and the cooking together and the cooking for her and the her cooking for me and occasional sprinting and the yoga and the smiles and stares and swoons and the watching of not only Music and Lyrics, a romantic comedy that actually gets a MAN THUMBS KINDA UP IT REALLY WAS ACTUALLY KINDA GOOD BUT DON'T THINK I'M SOME KINDA GAY OR NOTHIN, I GOT LAID AFTER I WATCHED IT HEEEEEEEEEEY! (think of your friendly neighborhood pretty frat boy mixed with The Fonz while reading that in your head, it helps, trust me) as well as Halloweentown(for $5.50 at participating Targets you get halloweentown 1 AND 2), which we accompanied with the consumption of Halloween candy, specifically the mini cup o' reese (good man, that reese. fathered john connor and created the finest candy around), i actually spent most of my time in boston galavanting about, looking for another apartment. readers, i think i found a great place. but i'm not gonna jinx it. specially cuz now it looks like the loan my brother was gonna give me that was gonna allow me to move, well, may no longer be coming. if that happens, i'll be up a creek. and dawson ain't on this creek. just poop. on that note, anyone wanna by a guitar? baltimore craig's list. by the way did you know that if you type in craiglist.com, like without the s, it takes you to porn? yeah my boss got really pissed at me at my old job cuz he thought i was lookin at porn. i was, i guess, if you count this site, but i was careful about covering my tracks (thank you delete browsing history option of ease!)
so my lady, you remember her, girlysound? go back one blogging for a picture of her laying on my back while playing some star wars. soz anyway, you can do her two favors.

1. buy her an account already you stingy fuckers! jesus. it's just like 24 bucks. that's nothing. i'm selling used empty cd jewel cases on craig's list. that's how broke i am. are you that broke? no! do you own the computer you're using right now? i don't! i don't own one! help us out!
2. as she is awesome and a grad school painter these days, she is in need of your help for supplies. sure, if you've got oil paint or an easel lying around, send that. but really what she's looking for right now is fabric, wallpaper, pictures, paper, ya know, thin stuff. pm me if you'd like to contribute, we shall work somethin out. she says she'd even paint a little picture for ya if you helped enough. so look around, and think about it. help out a starving artist. seriously. the girl don't eat unless i feed her. it's sad.

so seriously, help her out. or my jedi nephew will fuck you up


watch out. that tickle in the back of your throat is the force choke comin