age: 27 (Jun 15, 1985)

MEMBER SINCE: April 2009

occupation: Scientist

into: You wont know unless i let you in on it.

i lost my virginity: On a tombstone in Ellicott City, Maryland after losing a game of spades. I honestly believed that she raped me in my pepsi induced state, the caffeine was too much for me to comprehend what was going on with my nether region pipes.