One day a teacher went into her class room and saw the word, “penis” written in small letters on the chalkboard. She erased it and went on with the day's lesson. The next day, she came in and saw the same word on the chalkbaord, but a little bit bigger. She erased it and went on with her lesson.
Each of the next several days, the teacher would come in to find “penis” on the board, a little larger each time. She went in one morning, expecting to see it again, but instead the chalkboard read: “The more you rub it, the bigger it gets.”
A market researcher called at a house and his knock was answered by a young woman with three small children running around her.
He asked her if she minded replying to his questions and when she agreed, he asked her if she knew his company, Cheeseborough-Ponds. When she said no, he mentioned that among their many products was Vaseline and she certainly knew of that product. When asked if she used it, she answered, ''Yes, we use it when we have sexual intercourse.''
The interviewer was amazed. He said, ''I always ask that question because everyone uses our product and they always say they use it for the child's bicycle chain, or the gate hinge or some other purpose. But I know that most people really use it for sexual intercourse, they just don't like to say so. Since you've been so frank, could you tell me exactly how you use it?''
''We put it on the doorknob to keep the kids out.''
A lady is throwing a party where each guest shows up as their favorite emotion. A guest arrives dressed in green. "Envy!" she says, and lets him in.
A lady comes dressed in red. She says, "Anger!" and lets her in.
Two naked guys walk up to the front door. One guy is holding a bowl of pudding with his penis stuck in it, and the other guy has his penis in a hollowed-out pear.
"Wait a minute," she says to them. "This is supposed to be an emotion party!"
The first guy says, "Yeah, and I'm f**king dis-custard."
The second guy says, "And I'm deep in dis-pear."
Nike Condoms: Just do it.
Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.
Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, its that simple.
California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?
McDonalds Condom: One Billion Served.
Energizer Condom: It keeps going and going and going...
Bandai Condoms: Action Satisfaction.
One day the Sunday school teacher asked what part of the body went to heaven first.
Susie said, "Your heart, 'cause you need it to love."
Richie said, "Your head, 'cause you need it to think."
Little Johnny raised his hand and the teacher called on him reluctantly. Little Johnny said, "Your feet."
Confused, the teacher asked why.
Johnny replied, "When I walked past my mom's room last night, she had her feet in the air and was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming, I'm coming!"
Each of the next several days, the teacher would come in to find “penis” on the board, a little larger each time. She went in one morning, expecting to see it again, but instead the chalkboard read: “The more you rub it, the bigger it gets.”
A market researcher called at a house and his knock was answered by a young woman with three small children running around her.
He asked her if she minded replying to his questions and when she agreed, he asked her if she knew his company, Cheeseborough-Ponds. When she said no, he mentioned that among their many products was Vaseline and she certainly knew of that product. When asked if she used it, she answered, ''Yes, we use it when we have sexual intercourse.''
The interviewer was amazed. He said, ''I always ask that question because everyone uses our product and they always say they use it for the child's bicycle chain, or the gate hinge or some other purpose. But I know that most people really use it for sexual intercourse, they just don't like to say so. Since you've been so frank, could you tell me exactly how you use it?''
''We put it on the doorknob to keep the kids out.''
A lady is throwing a party where each guest shows up as their favorite emotion. A guest arrives dressed in green. "Envy!" she says, and lets him in.
A lady comes dressed in red. She says, "Anger!" and lets her in.
Two naked guys walk up to the front door. One guy is holding a bowl of pudding with his penis stuck in it, and the other guy has his penis in a hollowed-out pear.
"Wait a minute," she says to them. "This is supposed to be an emotion party!"
The first guy says, "Yeah, and I'm f**king dis-custard."
The second guy says, "And I'm deep in dis-pear."
Nike Condoms: Just do it.
Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.
Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, its that simple.
California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?
McDonalds Condom: One Billion Served.
Energizer Condom: It keeps going and going and going...
Bandai Condoms: Action Satisfaction.
One day the Sunday school teacher asked what part of the body went to heaven first.
Susie said, "Your heart, 'cause you need it to love."
Richie said, "Your head, 'cause you need it to think."
Little Johnny raised his hand and the teacher called on him reluctantly. Little Johnny said, "Your feet."
Confused, the teacher asked why.
Johnny replied, "When I walked past my mom's room last night, she had her feet in the air and was screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming, I'm coming!"
You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night,
when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the
bus:
1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
2. An old friend who once saved your life.
3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.
Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there
could only be one passenger in your car? Think before you20continue
reading.
This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part
of a job application. You could pick up the old lady, because she is
going to die, and thus you should save her first. Or you could take
the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be
the perfect chance to pay him back. However, you may never be able
to find your perfect mate again.
YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS.....................
The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble
coming up with his answer. He simply answered: 'I would give the car
keys to my old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I
would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams.'
Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn
thought limitations.
Never forget to 'Think Outside of the Box.'
HOWEVER...., The correct answer is to run the old lady over and put
her out of her misery because Obama's health care won't pay for her, have sex with the perfect partner on the hood
of the car, then20drive off with the old friend for a few beers.
God, I just love happy endings!
when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the
bus:
1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
2. An old friend who once saved your life.
3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.
Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there
could only be one passenger in your car? Think before you20continue
reading.
This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part
of a job application. You could pick up the old lady, because she is
going to die, and thus you should save her first. Or you could take
the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be
the perfect chance to pay him back. However, you may never be able
to find your perfect mate again.
YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS.....................
The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble
coming up with his answer. He simply answered: 'I would give the car
keys to my old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I
would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams.'
Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn
thought limitations.
Never forget to 'Think Outside of the Box.'
HOWEVER...., The correct answer is to run the old lady over and put
her out of her misery because Obama's health care won't pay for her, have sex with the perfect partner on the hood
of the car, then20drive off with the old friend for a few beers.
God, I just love happy endings!
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex
This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex
This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex
This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex
This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you".
The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex
This is when you cannot stand your wife/Hubby any more. She/He takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
The 6th kind is called Religious Sex
You get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.
OOPS. Don't forget the 7th kind of sex: Social Security Sex
You get a little each month. But not enough to live on!
This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex
This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex
This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex
This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you".
The 5th kind of sex is called: Courtroom Sex
This is when you cannot stand your wife/Hubby any more. She/He takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
The 6th kind is called Religious Sex
You get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.
OOPS. Don't forget the 7th kind of sex: Social Security Sex
You get a little each month. But not enough to live on!
If we woke up together naked,
Using only 3 words, what would u say to me? Pass it on and see how many crazy responses you get
And for you jokers WTF is not accepted. LOL
Using only 3 words, what would u say to me? Pass it on and see how many crazy responses you get
And for you jokers WTF is not accepted. LOL
The Nun In Hooters
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters restaurant.
The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while 'the lights would
turn off.'
Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers
However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.
She walked up to the bartender, and asked, 'May I please use the restroom?
The bartender replied, OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a
naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf..'
'Well, in that case, I'll just look the other way,' said the nun.
So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.
After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud
round of applause.
She went to the bartender and said, 'Sir, I don't
understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?'
'Well, now they know you're one of us,' said the bartender, 'Would you like a drink?'
'No thank you, but, I still don't understand,' said the puzzled nun.
'You see,' laughed the bartender, 'every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the
lights go out.
Now, how about that drink?'
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters restaurant.
The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while 'the lights would
turn off.'
Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers
However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.
She walked up to the bartender, and asked, 'May I please use the restroom?
The bartender replied, OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a
naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf..'
'Well, in that case, I'll just look the other way,' said the nun.
So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.
After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud
round of applause.
She went to the bartender and said, 'Sir, I don't
understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?'
'Well, now they know you're one of us,' said the bartender, 'Would you like a drink?'
'No thank you, but, I still don't understand,' said the puzzled nun.
'You see,' laughed the bartender, 'every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the
lights go out.
Now, how about that drink?'
.... PARENT - Job Description
This is hysterical. If it had been presented this way,
I don't believe any of us would have done it!!!!
POSITION:
Mom, Mommy, Mama,! Ma
Dad, Daddy, Dada, Pa, Pop
JOB DESCRIPTION:
Long term, team players needed, for challenging,
permanent work in an
often chaotic environment.
Candidates must possess excellent communication
and organizational skills and be willing to work
variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends
and frequent 24 hour shifts on call.
Some overnight travel required, including trips to
primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities!
Travel expenses not reimbursed.
Extensive courier duties also required.
RESPONSIBILITIES:
The rest of your life.
Must be willing to be hated, at least temporarily,
until someone needs $5.
Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly.
Also, must possess the physical stamina of a
pack mule
and be able to go from zero to 60 mph in three seconds flat
in case, this time, the screams from
the backyard are not someone just crying wolf.
Must be willing to face stimulating technical challenges,
such as small gadget repair, mysteriously sluggish toilets
and stuck zippers.
Must screen phone calls, maintain calendars and
coordinate production of multiple homework projects.
Must have ability to plan and organize social gatherings
for clients of all ages and mental outlooks.
Must be willing to be indispensable one minute,
and an embarrassment the next.
Must handle assembly and product safety testing of a
half million cheap, plastic toys, and battery operated devices.
Must always hope for the best but be prepared for the worst.
Must assume final, complete accountability for
the quality of the end product.
Responsibilities also include floor maintenance and
janitorial work throughout the facility.
POSSIBILITY FOR ADVANCEMENT & PROMOTION:
None.
Your job is to remain in the same position for years, without complaining, constantly retraining and
updating your skills,
so that those in your charge can ultimately surpass you
PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE :
None required unfortunately.
On-the-job training offered on a continually exhausting basis.
WAGES AND COMPENSATION :
Get this! You pay them!
Offering frequent raises and bonuses.
A balloon payment is due when they turn 18 because
of the assumption that college will help them
become financially independent.
When you die, you give them whatever is left.
The oddest thing about this reverse-salary scheme is that
you actually enjoy it and wish you could only do more.
BENEFITS :
While no health or dental insurance, no pension,
no tuition reimbursement, no paid holidays and
no stock options are offered;
this job supplies limitless opportunities for personal growth, unconditional love,
and free hugs and kisses for life if you play your cards right.
Forward this on to all the PARENTS you know, in appreciation for everything they do on a daily basis,
letting them know they are appreciated
for the fabulous job they do...
or forward with love
to anyone thinking of applying for the job.
** AND A FOOTNOTE: THERE IS NO RETIREMENT -- EVER!!! * *
Joke time
Daddy's going to eat your fingers.
A man was packing for a business trip and his three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point , she said "Daddy look at this." and stuck out two fingers. Trying to keep her entertained , He reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in his mouth and said " Daddy is going to eat your fingers" pretending to eat them. he went back to packing , looked up again and his daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face. he asked her "what is wrong Honey?" She replied " What happen to my booger?"
Daddy's going to eat your fingers.
A man was packing for a business trip and his three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point , she said "Daddy look at this." and stuck out two fingers. Trying to keep her entertained , He reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in his mouth and said " Daddy is going to eat your fingers" pretending to eat them. he went back to packing , looked up again and his daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face. he asked her "what is wrong Honey?" She replied " What happen to my booger?"
.)Q. Can you cook?
1.)A.yes
2.)Q. What was your dream growing up?
2.)A.To be a hitman
3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had?
3.)A.I would surprise you , Really
4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be?
4.)A. I have to chose one?
5.)Q. Favorite vegetable?
5.)A. cucumber
6.)Q. What was the last book you read?
6.)A. A training manual
7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you ?
7.) A.Capricorn
8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?
8.)A. My ears is pierced and I allowed an ex to burn the image of an the all seeing eye on my forearm
9.)Q. Worst Habit?
9.)A.that I try not to have any
10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
10.)A.maybe, depends on the way you walk ,lol
11.)Q. What is your favorite sport?
11.)A.track
12.)Q. Negative or Optimistic attitude?
12.)A.big O love
13. )Q. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
13.)A.communicate
14.)Q. Worst thing to ever happen to you?
14.)A.watching a friend die in a freak bike accident .
15.)Q. Tell me one weird fact about you
15.)A.I get white spots on my skin when I get stress out
16.)Q. Do you have any pets?
16.)A. A cat that looks just like the one in Pet sem.
17.)Q. What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly?
17.)A.I wouldn't be there never home
18.)Q. What was your first impression of me?
18.)A.I wanted to know more
19.)Q. Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
19.)A.lol just fucking weird
20.)Q. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be???
20.)A.let my hair grow never cut it
21.)Q. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
21.)A. switch each day all work no play
22.)Q. What color eyes do you have?
22.)A.cooper brown,
23.)Q. Ever been arrested?
23.)A.No I run really really fast
24.)Q. Bottle or Draft?
24.)A.draft is good
25.)Q. If you won £10,000 pounds today, what would you do with it?
25.)A.take you on a weekend
26.)Q. Would you date me?
26.)A.more important would you date me
27.)Q. What 's your favorite place to hang at?
27.)A.book store.
28.)Q. Do you believe in ghosts?
28.)A.I beileve in some very scary things , Spent some time in scary places.
29.)Q. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
29.)A.music and photography
30.)Q. Do you swear a lot?
30.)A.yeah at times
31.)Q. Biggest pet peeve?
31.)A petty mean. people
32.)Q. In one word, how would you describe yourself?
32.)A.myrid
33.)Q. Do you believe/appreciate romance?
33.)A.I am an ole school lover, from body to soul
34.)Q. If you could spend 12 hours with me and ask/do anything you like, what would it be?
34.)A. try to make you appreciate what an ole school lover has to offer.
35)Q. Do you believe in God?
35)A.yes
36.)Q. Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same?
36.) A you are reading it .
1.)A.yes
2.)Q. What was your dream growing up?
2.)A.To be a hitman
3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had?
3.)A.I would surprise you , Really
4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be?
4.)A. I have to chose one?
5.)Q. Favorite vegetable?
5.)A. cucumber
6.)Q. What was the last book you read?
6.)A. A training manual
7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you ?
7.) A.Capricorn
8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?
8.)A. My ears is pierced and I allowed an ex to burn the image of an the all seeing eye on my forearm
9.)Q. Worst Habit?
9.)A.that I try not to have any
10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
10.)A.maybe, depends on the way you walk ,lol
11.)Q. What is your favorite sport?
11.)A.track
12.)Q. Negative or Optimistic attitude?
12.)A.big O love
13. )Q. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
13.)A.communicate
14.)Q. Worst thing to ever happen to you?
14.)A.watching a friend die in a freak bike accident .
15.)Q. Tell me one weird fact about you
15.)A.I get white spots on my skin when I get stress out
16.)Q. Do you have any pets?
16.)A. A cat that looks just like the one in Pet sem.
17.)Q. What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly?
17.)A.I wouldn't be there never home
18.)Q. What was your first impression of me?
18.)A.I wanted to know more
19.)Q. Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
19.)A.lol just fucking weird
20.)Q. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be???
20.)A.let my hair grow never cut it
21.)Q. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
21.)A. switch each day all work no play
22.)Q. What color eyes do you have?
22.)A.cooper brown,
23.)Q. Ever been arrested?
23.)A.No I run really really fast
24.)Q. Bottle or Draft?
24.)A.draft is good
25.)Q. If you won £10,000 pounds today, what would you do with it?
25.)A.take you on a weekend
26.)Q. Would you date me?
26.)A.more important would you date me
27.)Q. What 's your favorite place to hang at?
27.)A.book store.
28.)Q. Do you believe in ghosts?
28.)A.I beileve in some very scary things , Spent some time in scary places.
29.)Q. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
29.)A.music and photography
30.)Q. Do you swear a lot?
30.)A.yeah at times
31.)Q. Biggest pet peeve?
31.)A petty mean. people
32.)Q. In one word, how would you describe yourself?
32.)A.myrid
33.)Q. Do you believe/appreciate romance?
33.)A.I am an ole school lover, from body to soul
34.)Q. If you could spend 12 hours with me and ask/do anything you like, what would it be?
34.)A. try to make you appreciate what an ole school lover has to offer.
35)Q. Do you believe in God?
35)A.yes
36.)Q. Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same?
36.) A you are reading it .
I came across this and thought it would be a nice way for us to get to know each other . I mean we add friends but , to me friends are people you want to get to know.
Hope we can use this as a tool to see a bit father into each others world.
I want to know 36 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. Short and sweet is fine...You're on my list, so I want to know you better!
BE HONEST! Copy this and send your responses to me in a message. Then, repost this bulletin (without your answers) if you want to learn about your other friends on SG.
1.)Q. Can you cook?
1.)A.
2.)Q. What was your dream growing up?
2.)A.
3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had?
3.)A.
4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be?
4.)A.
5.)Q. Favorite vegetable?
5.)A.
6.)Q. What was the last book you read?
6.)A.
7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you ?
7.) A.
8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?
8.)A.
9.)Q. Worst Habit?
9.)A.
10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
10.)A.
11.)Q. What is your favorite sport?
11.)A.
12.)Q. Negative or Optimistic attitude?
12.)A.
13. )Q. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
13.)A.
14.)Q. Worst thing to ever happen to you?
14.)A.
15.)Q. Tell me one weird fact about you
15.)A.
16.)Q. Do you have any pets?
16.)A.
17.)Q. What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly?
17.)A.
18.)Q. What was your first impression of me?
18.)A.
19.)Q. Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
19.)A.
20.)Q. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be???
20.)A.
21.)Q. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
21.)A
22.)Q. What color eyes do you have?
22.)A.
23.)Q. Ever been arrested?
23.)A.
24.)Q. Bottle or Draft?
24.)A.
25.)Q. If you won £10,000 pounds today, what would you do with it?
25.)A.
26.)Q. Would you date me?
26.)A.
27.)Q. What 's your favorite place to hang at?
27.)A.
28.)Q. Do you believe in ghosts?
28.)A.
29.)Q. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
29.)A.
30.)Q. Do you swear a lot?
30.)A.
31.)Q. Biggest pet peeve?
31.)A.
32.)Q. In one word, how would you describe yourself?
32.)A.
33.)Q. Do you believe/appreciate romance?
33.)A.
34.)Q. If you could spend 12 hours with me and ask/do anything you like, what would it be?
34.)A.
35)Q. Do you believe in God?
35)A.
36.)Q. Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same?
36.) A
Please don't forget to send this to me with your answers, and repost this as a new bulletin so you may learn about all your other friends.
Hope we can use this as a tool to see a bit father into each others world.
I want to know 36 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. Short and sweet is fine...You're on my list, so I want to know you better!
BE HONEST! Copy this and send your responses to me in a message. Then, repost this bulletin (without your answers) if you want to learn about your other friends on SG.
1.)Q. Can you cook?
1.)A.
2.)Q. What was your dream growing up?
2.)A.
3.)Q. What talent do you wish you had?
3.)A.
4.)Q. If I bought you a drink what would it be?
4.)A.
5.)Q. Favorite vegetable?
5.)A.
6.)Q. What was the last book you read?
6.)A.
7.)Q. What zodiac sign are you ?
7.) A.
8.)Q. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?
8.)A.
9.)Q. Worst Habit?
9.)A.
10.)Q. If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
10.)A.
11.)Q. What is your favorite sport?
11.)A.
12.)Q. Negative or Optimistic attitude?
12.)A.
13. )Q. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
13.)A.
14.)Q. Worst thing to ever happen to you?
14.)A.
15.)Q. Tell me one weird fact about you
15.)A.
16.)Q. Do you have any pets?
16.)A.
17.)Q. What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly?
17.)A.
18.)Q. What was your first impression of me?
18.)A.
19.)Q. Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
19.)A.
20.)Q. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be???
20.)A.
21.)Q. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
21.)A
22.)Q. What color eyes do you have?
22.)A.
23.)Q. Ever been arrested?
23.)A.
24.)Q. Bottle or Draft?
24.)A.
25.)Q. If you won £10,000 pounds today, what would you do with it?
25.)A.
26.)Q. Would you date me?
26.)A.
27.)Q. What 's your favorite place to hang at?
27.)A.
28.)Q. Do you believe in ghosts?
28.)A.
29.)Q. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
29.)A.
30.)Q. Do you swear a lot?
30.)A.
31.)Q. Biggest pet peeve?
31.)A.
32.)Q. In one word, how would you describe yourself?
32.)A.
33.)Q. Do you believe/appreciate romance?
33.)A.
34.)Q. If you could spend 12 hours with me and ask/do anything you like, what would it be?
34.)A.
35)Q. Do you believe in God?
35)A.
36.)Q. Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same?
36.) A
Please don't forget to send this to me with your answers, and repost this as a new bulletin so you may learn about all your other friends.
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