
age: 30 (Sep 28, 1981)
MEMBER SINCE: January 2005
occupation: Wielder of the Metaphorical Coffee Shop Beat Stick
sign: Libra
stats: 57 Goals, 75 Assists, 132 Points, +21, 64 PIM
makes me sad: November 2, 2004 and being eaten by zombies
makes me happy: games where the contestants throw ducks at balloons and nothing is as it seems and zombies
body mods: It would be great to have a cannon surgically grafted to my chest.
into: PS2, zombies, hockey (Jose Theodore for Prime Minister, bitches!), being an English-major nerd, working at the coffee shop
fantasy: waking up in the middle of a zombie-infested world, reaching under the bed, and pulling out a shotgun with unlimited ammo. it's on now, bitches!
This is it guys. I really don't visit Suicide Girls that much anymore, and I've transfered most of my online activities to myspace. I know there aren't as many boobs or vaginas at myspace, but it's completely free, and right now I'm paying 9.00 a month for a website I never visit anymore. It's nothing personal. It's strictly business. I think I'll use the money I'll be saving to subscribe to Netflix or Gamefly, something I'll actually see benefits from on a regular basis. If anyone would like to find me at myspace, my ID name is "nickface." I am completely open to reforging online friendships there. So, fare thee well, one and all. I will miss the porn a bit, but I never look at it anymore.










