age: 32 (Jul 16, 1976)

MEMBER SINCE: February 2005

occupation: Das Boot.

body mods: Body modification is for insecure nerds.

gets me hot: The Sun.

stats: 6Ft, 215 lbs, single

most humbling moment: Realizing everyday how far I have to go before I achieve greatness.

sign: Ninja's killed my family, need change so I can take kung-fu

makes me sad: Despondency, isolation. Current World events. People who don't care about anything. Idiots. Greed. Corrupt Government. Lame ass ignorant prick motherfuckers who think because they've got huge tits or drive the newest CLK 50000 SRTSXTRT that I won't jump at the chance to eat them at the first sign of the apocalypse.

heroes: Biko & Ron, My Mom. Your mom, too. Me and not.

i lost my virginity: and never recovered.

makes me happy: Politicians and Child Molesters swinging from a tree. WATERBOARDING!

into: Words. Writing. Fantasizing about a better future. Escapism. Appreciating beauty in the world. Vigilantism. Poorly thought out romantic idealism.