age: 28 (Aug 18, 1983)

MEMBER SINCE: April 2006

occupation: Teacher

into: Reading, writing, video games, comic books, music, movies

gets me hot: Intelligent, indie hipster chicks

i lost my virginity: To my psycho ex-girlfriend at age 19 when my parents were on vacation.

heroes: Spider-Man, Zach de la Rocha, Cesar Chavez, Angela Davis

body mods: Piercing in each nipple.

makes me happy: Friends, drugs, sex, school, good food

most humbling moment: When my high school football team came up with the nickname "Beechcum" as a clever bastardization of my surname "Beechem"

crush: My wife, Kelly

makes me sad: The news, the war in Iraq, periodic bouts of clinical depression.