age: 0 (Mar 15, 1901)

MEMBER SINCE: June 2002

occupation: Corporate Whore.

sign: A little ASL.

i lost my virginity: ...to a carnie, in a game of three card monte.

fantasy: To pay back all my student loans. God, it makes me hot just thinking about it...

stats: Lies, damned lies, and statistics.

crush: Mrs. Groove!

makes me sad: Stupid people...

into: Film. Music. Politics. Law. Film, Music, Politics and Law.

heroes: But do you really want to meet the ones who write your dreams? Believe me, it's a fantasy, you won't like the reality.

most humbling moment: The birth of my daughter...

makes me happy: Paxil. Wellbutrin. Prozac. Effexor. Amitriptyline. Serazone. My wife. My daughter. And my cats and dogs. Those beasts are delightful.