"One of the coolest guys I ever had the pleasure of hanging out with. Gives the best cuddles too. Miss you sweetie."

"As much as his farts stink, I still love to be around him. Miss you, Greggy."

"He gargles balls. I mean that in the most awesome way. Like the Michael Phelps of ball gargling."

"go sox "

"In lieu of the fact that you think that we may not read your blogs, I thought I would remind you that I love you x123,820,985,029,830,823,842,038,402,802,802,384,028,408. You have been there for me through quite a lot in the last 3 years and I am so happy to have you as a friend. :] Thanks for always being there and allowing me to bother you with my mediocre problems!"

"Legit."

"Always down to tell me a bedtime story and listen to Old Crow Medicine Show. How could I NOT love you?"

"Greg is my favorite "

"superfuture punkpimp"

"Gotta love Greggy!"

"omg! greggster is awesome. i won a free week with dr. greggy on loveline. and it was by far one of the most interesting experiences i've ever had. nothing but complete debauchery. it was worth it. and if i had to go back i wouldnt change a damn thing. okay i lied. i would change a couple things. this guy is pretty damn cool. he is one twisted little fuck and i love him for that. i've had many random adventures with this boy and he has the ghey like woah..but only neck up. good game gregg...good game. "

"Gregg is one of the few men older than myself that I think are hawt. Gregg and Henry Rollins....*drools and faps* ......WAIT!!!!! Gregg, Henry Rollins, and ME!! ZOMG!!!! *splodes* Can we play FEAR too??? *ROONED* "

"amazing (nothing else need to be said)"