"mmm jew cock."

"Since He Has Left Florida There Has Been An Abundance Of Gutter Sluts, I Cannot Handle Then All. Hurry Up And Visit Again Dammit!!!!"

"for as much shit as people give him, he's actually a good guy, and a lot of fun. even with that silly penchant for underage women."

"He's The Pirate And I'm The King. If You Don't Understand Then You Are Not As Kewl As Him!!!"

"He's a magnet for naked womens."

"He set my cat on fire, which is pretty impressive on it's own without even mentioning I don't have a cat. You have to hand it to this guy... seriously you have to hand him everything he has arthritis."

"One of the most dedicated alcoholics I know."

"what a jerk...and by "jerk" i mean "awesome dude""

"This guy is clutch. I'm always impressed to see someone apply knowledge to real world situations. Gonzoe is brilliant!"

"gonzoe is one of the coolest guys i know even if he has never let me read any of that so call book he's writing "