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age: 37 (Jul 10, 1974)

MEMBER SINCE: January 2004

occupation: Writer

heroes: None.

makes me happy: Breakfast!

stats: Skinny

makes me sad: The dentist

crush: Ain't got none

body mods: None.

into: Among many other things: People who don't operate under the trendy assumption that sarcasm equals wit.

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OCTOBER 27, 2007 @ 04:27 PM | NO COMMENTS


The Time My Mom Accidentally Shut My Hand in the Car Door: A Very Short Story.

The scenery - green, blue, punctuated by silos, farmhouses, power wires - kept slipping by. I was screaming. Mother screamed.

"What's wrong?"

"Howl," I said. "Shriek."

The salt storage pyramid, the Water Bowl sign, the green road signs. Her mind was wherever minds go.

"Howl," I said again.

I thought the problem was obvious.

"Howl," I said.

We reached our destination. Mother opened her door and strode around the front part of the '77 Sunbird. She reached for the handle of the passenger door and opened it hastily.

"Howl," I said.

"Howl," she said. "Shriek."
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