age: 34 (Aug 22, 1977)
MEMBER SINCE: October 2002
occupation: last of the famous international playgirls
stats: bite size ( 5 ft nothin!!)
sign: leotastic cusp
i lost my virginity: to a hippie. i think some tracey chapman was playing...
makes me sad: kitten squashers. gum.
fantasy: to own a sybian
most humbling moment: drinking 4 "crazy geishas" and passing out on the floor of my favorite local sushi bar... and pulling my date with me on the way down
crush: apparently she's a brit/lesbian/amateur porn star who wants to get a grad degree in consciousness studies.
makes me happy: doin it
into: booty shakin, stuff involving cats, heavy duty intellectual jibber jabber. lately learning to spin poi, devil sticks, and juggle.
gets me hot: artsy food movies. AL GREEN. talking about music, religion, and ecstatic experience. chicks that make me blush. boys that can pick out shoes for me. cowboys/girls. winking ... and most definitely YOU after a few beers
i won't even bore you with talk about how damn lazy i am and how i never write.
i went to mardi gras in new orleans this weekend, and goddamn i love that city. maybe i should live in that humid stinky alcohol drenched voodoo love den... but who needs to live there when i have friends and family to mooch?
needless to say i drank many many beers, and i caught as many beads as i could despite all the wack ass cretins standing on ladders in front of me. and i had bruch with my lovely grandma.
(gotta say, whoever invented brunch should be sainted. and it MUST have been invented in the big easy, because it's oh so new orleans style... listening to jazz, drinking mimosas, and chowing on oysters...)
i should be studying for an exam... but that's for tomorrow, the last minute.
i love monkeys! i wish i had a monkey for a friend, and he would fix me frosty fruit drinks, and we'd play monopoly.
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