age: 29 (Aug 28, 1982)

MEMBER SINCE: February 2005

occupation: luddite

makes me happy: clumsiness, lapses in logic, animals, talking to a friend, making stupid jokes...

stats: 5'8" 150 lbs geeky white guy.

sign: virgo

body mods: none.

i lost my virginity: I am a virgin.

gets me hot: soft kissing, long eyelashes, thin lips, assertiveness , women with tattoos, dark hair, breathing, women in dickies or tight jeans...

most humbling moment: I don't know...I once worked an entire eight hour shift with my fly down.

fantasy: To meet a nice woman some day....oh....and some day I would like to get a puppy and name him "batman the dog".

crush: the boss.

into: making people happy, silliness, rocking out, trying new foods, walking around looking at stuff, reading...easily amused.