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so i was talking to my friend, geoff, and telling him how frustrated i was with tailgaters and my cuntwhore ex-girlfriend. he asked me if i had told her to leave me alone. i explained to him that the last time i spoke with her i told her that i wasn't returning her calls or replying to her texts was because i didn't want to...
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sugary_dynamite:
Even when people are being sad and pathetic I still don't have the guts to tell them anything.

I am completely jealous of the snuggles and sexins tongue
xevilxashleyx:
Well, I'm glad my fantasy is happening to someone.

Enjoy. wink
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i've had a headache for a week.

morphine's sounding good.

where is kat?

k, bye. wink
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just wanted to tell y'all that roxie is making me really happy. we just had sex for our first time and she took a picture of our wet spot. it's just something i would do, so i got a big kick out of it. i'm sure i won't change my sheets. if for no other reason, i did that on tuesday.

and, yes, sex with...
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kallisti:
Yay! I'm happy for your happy new love year!
jackie:
biggrin biggrin biggrin
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hey, where did everybody go?

k, bye. wink
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kathleen:
what the fuck are you talking about? and put the scary profile pic back up.
kallisti:
yo. been there done that. skull
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i drove down to long beach this morming to say goodbyr to tracy. we went to breakfast at one of her favorite restaurants. her blind dog chloe was being super friendly. mark is still here for another month, to take care of the dog and the window the movers broke. we had dinner on wednesday at canters and her turkey was dry. this morning they...
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this duck walks into a bakery and asks,' do you have any grapes?'
'no' replies the baker so the duck leaves.
the next day the duck returns to the bakery and asks, 'do you have any grapes?'
'no' replies the baker.
third day in a row, same thing, but the baker adds, 'if you come in here and ask me for grapes again i'm going...
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kathleen:
ha ha. that was fucking corny as all hell.

and i don't think your new pic is "freaky" at all.
sugary_dynamite:
biggrin


M R Ducks story~


Yay for duck jokes!
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i have this overwhelming feeling that i have forgotten to do something of utmost importance.

oh well.

k, bye. wink
kathleen:
cigarette ashes, from excessive amounts of chainsmoking.
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back in oakland with my sister. i don't know which is more theraputic, the drive, or actually being out of town.

no matter life is good again, really it has been all along i've just forgot that, again.

tha balcony i painted looks fucking sweet and i'm going to fiona apple on saturday.

i think i'll drive home in the middle of the night and...
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kathleen:
fiona apple? i'm jealous

and fuck thanksgiving.
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i feel so special.

no reason really, just didn't want that last entry up anymore.

k, bye. wink
wendy:
thank you kiss
xevilxashleyx:
Oh my goodness. Herpes? Yikes! eeek

I hope all is well with your no-no bits! [and everything else! wink ]

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the dr. said there is an eighty-five pecent chance she has genital herpes.

is it possible to have and give herpes without ever having an outbreak?

well, no matter i'm off to the clinic in the morning.

k, bye. shocked