MEMBER SINCE: January 2003

occupation: Full-time Photographer (see link to website)

into: Quality

body mods: Total Tantric Celibacy + Complete Organic Veganism = the ultimate Body Modification.

stats: "The perfect relationship is one conducted entirely by post."

sign: Arrived the same week as the Roswell Incident.

fantasy: Justine Waddell at 14,900 feet

gets me hot: Natural Living; Proper grammar & spelling; Willowy vegan girls with lisps; Mini-skirted French-speaking chicks on Vespas; Hyper-articulate angst-ridden women with names like Ashtoreth; women with "Dr." in front of their name who can explain cesium-chloride gradients to me while showing a hint of thigh from under a short skirt.

heroes: Peter Pan (the American Male doesn't grow up until he has exhausted all other possibilities.) Carl Sagan., Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., Neil DeGrasse Tyson, and anyone who believes that we must, at all costs, avoid slipping backwards into mediocrity.

i lost my virginity: Age 16, in the laundry room next to the pool, to dear Cindy, an amazing little swimmer in a blue bikini, three weeks after her 13th birthday. I should be caned.

makes me happy: At this end of the spectrum: Manko//GoGo. At that end: BBC period-piece-dramas starring Justine Waddell or Sally Hawkins. But mostly, climbing on a terrible, ugly, rainy day through a low ceiling and breaking out on top of pillowy white clouds into the clear wild blue at 200 knots in a 220hp Mooney Ovation-2 GX

crush: The entire female gender. How could I be faithful to one woman without being unfaithful to all the rest?