age: 30 (Sep 20, 1981)

MEMBER SINCE: June 2005

most humbling moment: they roll effortlessly off my back

i lost my virginity: and she bled for two weeks.

fantasy: to be granted all encompassing knowledge and understanding of existence.

gets me hot: eating brains.

makes me happy: this and that, but not so much this.

crush: pygmy goats and sloths.

body mods: I'm missing one of my back teeth, does that count?

into: unnecessary plastic representations of various media properties adorning my shelves.

sign: Vir-gon

makes me sad: having my time wasted.