age: 98 (Jan 01, 1914)

MEMBER SINCE: January 2004

occupation: Weapons Master

sign: wiggling on a hook

stats: Im aspiring to be old and fat.

crush: Dusty

fantasy: to have total control of the world's gene pool.

i lost my virginity: and it was all downhill from there.

gets me hot: all the lovely suicidegirls, naturally.