age: 36 (Nov 28, 1976)

MEMBER SINCE: February 2004

occupation: Uber-Geek

body mods: Nothing, I ripped it out or didn't get it done yet. Unless you think earrings count.

sign: Close Windows, Do Not Stop

stats: 12 1/2

gets me hot: Smokey eyeshadow and feline eyes. Dark hair. long nails digging in. Red lips.

fantasy: Meet smoking hot brunette with surreal eyes and pouty lips that smile back. I'm easy.

most humbling moment: Geez, which one? Leading a group of us kids down the wrong Parisian street, right into the clutches of a Moroccan gang. They took our $hit. Fuquers.

makes me happy: Making others happy. Goofy kids. Getting jumped by a girl I like. People showing up with food. Knowing I made a difference. Beer. Really good Indian food.

into: Knowledge, news, really knowing how shit works, power tools, connecting, making everything better, giving more than I recieve, and in my spare time clubbing baby seals.

crush: That chick Posh, because that's the kind of girl I like.

makes me sad: People convinced the world is controlled by a conspiracy; having to talk to those people; When bad stuff happens to good people, People who'll believe anything if it agrees with what they already believe. Finding scrape/scratch/bite marks when I get soaped up in the shower.