MEMBER SINCE: January 2011

occupation: sous chef

into: comics, booze, boobs, intelligence, laughing, the smell of rain, art, music, palindromes.

makes me sad: horrible grammar and spelling, death

crush: Allison Mack, Lady Gaga, Kat Dennings, Christina Hendricks

heroes: Batman, Grover, Marquis de Sade, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

sign: Aries, but who gives a shit?

makes me happy: too many to list

body mods: lots of piercings, a few tats