age: 39 (Sep 19, 1973)

MEMBER SINCE: October 2004

occupation: Bicycle Nerd

body mods: Tattooed.

makes me happy: Dirty drunken sex!

gets me hot: Dirty sweaty sex, throw in a little nibble...

sign: Virgo

fantasy: The elusive threesome, my little lesbian girlfriends always promised.

stats: 5'8", 170, brown hair & eyes, skin multi-colored

most humbling moment: Hot girl shows up at my own party to fuck me silly, I am too drunk and passed out.

into: My wife naked, my bicycles, my dog.

i lost my virginity: Ah, to be 15 again, I snuck in her window in the middle of the night her parents were down stairs

crush: Besides my wife, the suicide girls! Mallory!