Member: FunkMunky

FunkMunky is a 35 year-old in Wixom, MI.

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NOVEMBER 24, 2005 @ 07:27 AM


10 am.

a Red Bull and a cigarette under my belt (inside my ribcage with the smoke, maybe), the day has begun. off to soak myself in hot cascading water, only to step forth from the bathtub into the gale-force drafts that whip through La Casa Del Funke's stone walls with their fury.



the guard waterfowl have maintained position at the moat of my castle, protecting Eireann and my royal self from attack...

... and baked goods.

seriously, school of piranhas vs. cow has NOTHING on flock of geese vs. loaf of bread. under 5 seconds, not a crumb remaining.

the loaf of stale bread, probably better saved for stuffing, was of course in apology for my original attempt at paying the mercenary guardsmen... with a box of stale cereal.

I think most of it actually ended up on the neighbor's balcony... two apartments to the RIGHT. Fucking wind. surreal

got shit to do. and Eireann needs me to hurry, so she can borrow my truck, cuz her's shitted out. Someone donate my roomie a car, willya? and a hug. cuz she rules.

I'm out.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!

-- ooo aaa

CONTEST!

count how many DUCKS there are in THIS PICTURE!!!


be the first to post your (correct) answer in this journal entry and win a secret holiday prize of my choosing! (most likely a random object from our apartment mailed to your house)

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Eireann

Eireann

Milford, MI
March 2005

NOV 24, 2005 07:35 AM

Thats PRINCESS Eireann to you,

jillkristen

jillkristen

I'm lost
April 2005

NOV 24, 2005 07:42 AM

I'm way too lazy to enter your contest by actually taking the time to count the ducks... and i know you are too lazy to count them...

so therefore, i say 23.

AgentofOblivion

AgentofOblivion

Encino, CA
May 2005

NOV 24, 2005 08:49 AM

I dont know if I trust random mailings, primarily because of the things I have randomly mailed to people. However, intuition leads me to believe there are 51 ducks.

fukidunno

fukidunno

USA
June 2005

NOV 24, 2005 09:19 AM

is it the the closest without going over? I say 37...... yeah 37. Hey you get back here.

But really, have a damn fine turkey day.

aenigma

aenigma

Livonia, MI
March 2005

NOV 24, 2005 11:26 AM

i KNOW you didn't count dude

SnowballInHell

SnowballInHell

United Kingdom
October 2004

NOV 24, 2005 02:58 PM

I'm gonna guess at 125 tongue

Love and kisses
Michelle xx

LadyMaze

LadyMaze

USA
July 2004

NOV 24, 2005 06:32 PM

And a happy thanksgiving to you, too!

Anissa

Anissa

Detroit, MI
March 2004

NOV 24, 2005 07:19 PM

50!
50 turducken. Ah, ah, ah!

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SYH

SYH

Redford, MI
February 2003

NOV 24, 2005 08:43 PM

More than a handful, less than a coop.

unique3

unique3

Tampa, FL
December 2003

NOV 24, 2005 10:25 PM

happy turkey day! hope you ate lots of yummy food.

cute picture..is that your view at your place?

I'd say there's 37 ducks. shocked

AgentofOblivion

AgentofOblivion

Encino, CA
May 2005

NOV 25, 2005 04:45 AM

Hows that for the king of chaos? A random correct guess. I love me.

Hope you had a great holiday. I sent you my address.

Belllla

Belllla

Houston, TX
February 2004

NOV 25, 2005 11:17 AM

You are wayyy too cute! smile

Did you have a good holiday?

Hawksley

Hawksley

Kalamazoo, MI
May 2004

NOV 25, 2005 06:34 PM

when are you going to come and visit?

this is making me sad.

Patient_Zero

Patient_Zero

Germany
February 2004

NOV 25, 2005 09:00 PM

145

Happy Belated Turkey Day!!

elora1

elora1

Chicago, IL
February 2005

NOV 25, 2005 10:14 PM

biggrin

tee-hee!

how are you? long time to talk to!!!

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