MEMBER SINCE: December 2008
heroes: my personal savior lord choco crispys
makes me sad: Awe when boo-boo kitty doesnt want to go sleepy nigh-nigh time with bubber dubbers.
makes me happy: I have to dance,Make love to a broom handle,And make the Pope pull my finger. In that order.
body mods: SIZE 13 Ass-dangers
crush: CLIO,CLIO,CLIO,CLIO!!!!!
into: Nasty,flithy, gardening chores
Well I am a huge hairy man-beast that has abhorrence for the dangling bit of useless man flesh stuck between his legs. I wish I were a female with a big malodorous love wound.
I wish I could meet a tiny Asian women with crystal-meth dependency issues, make her fall in love with me and then blatantly cheat on her in the hopes should would cut off my offending protrusion.
I wish I could meet a tiny Asian women with crystal-meth dependency issues, make her fall in love with me and then blatantly cheat on her in the hopes should would cut off my offending protrusion.



















Clio