age: 27 (Dec 31, 1984)

MEMBER SINCE: September 2005

occupation: Consumer whore

i lost my virginity: To someone with a bigger dick than me

stats: Variable

most humbling moment: Censored.

crush: My cat.

gets me hot: Skinny boys

into: Cats, books, perky little tits, cigarettes, skinniness, British accents, Kate Moss, messageboards, the printed word, femme boys, heroin chic, retro, strip clubs, collecting university degrees, teeny girl makeup, monogamy, veganism, Gough Whitlam, tartan

makes me happy: My cat, my bff, running

body mods: Multiple piercings

heroes: See above.

sign: Capricorn