About Me

I'm a big guy with a small......bank account. My car's old and crappy, I have poor manners, I laugh when people fall down, I have no fashion sense, I'm Balding, my eye sight is failing, sometimes I don't use my turn signal, I pay for gas with coins, I'm sarcastic, caustic, salty, hostile, offensive, grumpy corrosive, and ornery. But hey, my mom says I'm handsome