age: 35 (Mar 30, 1977)

MEMBER SINCE: April 2003

occupation: bearded lady

most humbling moment: getting canned

body mods: singed knuckle hair

sign: aries

fantasy: happiness

into: tri-met, cycling, babaganouj, sambal oelek, pad ga prau (wow, mostly food. sad.)

gets me hot: i'm a guy. . . everything gets me hot

i lost my virginity: in a donated bed. at age 22.

stats: 36-24-36