"It's Syrup......does exactly what it says on the tin "

"No one and I mean NO-ONE is hotter than syrup, once naked your eyes are subjected to the full glory of nature. Although be warned, once every full moon she turns into a ravenous sex beast so I plead to any man who cannot keep a stiffy for 8 hours to run away!!!

As well as her physical attributes she also contains intense emotional and intellectual greatness. I remember once when I was unwittingly fooled when we were having a conversation concerning quantum dynamics and I forgot to carry the 2, how we laughed, but she’s never let me live it down. Another time she cried for hours at the plight of a lonely slug as it struggled into the shade on a sunny morn. You see she's just an all round super babe so beware of her charms or she may one day lock you up in a glass cage periodically prodding you with fish fingers."