gender: SG

age: 26 (Aug 23, 1985)

occupation: Curtis E. Jew, The Courtesy Jew

makes me sad: The Family Circus, Reality TV, Arkansas.

most humbling moment: I'm a walking, talking, stumbling hunk of awkward.

sign: DANGER: HIGH VOLTAGE

gets me hot: Flattery. Tell me I am special, tell me I am pretty.

fantasy: A life at sea.

into: Being back from the dead.

body mods: My scarification says "ardeo" which means "I burn" in Latin.

stats: girlbot, cybernetic Franken-eels for boobs, Japanese major

makes me happy: Roller coasters, soap bubbles, sushi, pink lemonade, expectationless thoughtfulness.

crush: escape