
age: 33 (May 28, 1979)
MEMBER SINCE: June 2002
occupation: underachiever
fantasy: i've narrowed it down to just me and jessica, so anytime she's down...
stats: 180 pounds of pure dynamtie
into: things you couldn't possibly understand... and the simpsons and upright bass
gets me hot: hell
sign: Two-faced
i lost my virginity: twice
why i did sg: i don't have to dignify this with an answer
crush: my girlfriend
body mods: yes


