fatclub

Dear New York,
In September, I'm gonna get all up in your shit. I'm gonna drink your beer, puke on your subways, and yell obscenities at your respectables. And if anybody from the old Whitaker Foundation asks, I'm on a business trip. Sewer rat talent scout.
-Sincerely, Drew

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champagneofdudes:

you are made of AIDS. don't puke on me. i'm going to make you hit some weird outer-brooklyn bars with me. i hope you like them.

Jul 28, 2005

luckyp:

I'd better high tail it out of town then. In September I mean. All month. 'Cuz I'm scared.

--l*P

Jul 30, 2005

Summers in Oklahoma are like stepping through a magical door into your own feverish asshole.

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luckyp:

Why the name change?

--l*P

Jul 22, 2005

champagneofdudes:

i don't know if you knew this but i have a tattoo that says Bauernschmaus. i actually just had to look at it to get the spelling right.

Jul 23, 2005

Some drunk girl flashed me at the laundromat today. The laundromat. Tits.

I rode my motorcycle 800 miles in 18 hours straight Wednesday. At the end of that, my ass was not my own. It was kind of like an ass version of "The Stranger."

boxofficepoison:

I lost my chicken fried steak cherry in front of you.

It was a memorable experience.

Jul 9, 2005

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