age: 42 (Jun 18, 1969)

MEMBER SINCE: September 2002

occupation: backcountry landscaper

sign: Deer Crossing

most humbling moment: Getting fired for a dirty UA

fantasy: Giving each Suicide Girl a hug and a kiss on the cheek.

stats: Tall but shorter than you

makes me sad: Holiday obligations, Insomnia, Empty bankaccount, Hairy buttcracks

into: Fast lawnmowers, burning fruit, sliding on snow, fertilizing grass and trees, hiding in the crawlspace awaiting my 15 minutes of fame.

gets me hot: Moonlit walks on the beach, hot tubs, hard smacks on my back, sugared cereals, hairless boobies, and eluding police and security officers...

body mods: Skull w/ head band and rose in its mouth. Left shoulder

i lost my virginity: At age 16, by a psycho in Sunriver, boy could she drink!

heroes: Aquaman,