"He smells like cucumber melon"

"i thought you died or something"

"He's pretty hip. as in hipster. er...scenester...er... just kidding. he's fucking rad. ya know. and digs awesome musics. "

"false has a totally awesome ego which completely eclipses mine. He's a cool guy. He also is aware how much of a cool guy he is."

"OH, YEAHH"

"False is a pretty cool cat. Oh, bro... don't forget, 5 o'clock free crack giveaway this Tuesday!!"