and i said to my kitty, "you're a sweetypants, and i love ya, even though you have six heads!" and then i doubled over with laughter again.
and what may have been white specks of lint turned into green glowing sparkles everywhere.
...and carol made me fall on the floor laughing, with her tits out like it weren't no thang. she's a crazy bitch and...
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and what may have been white specks of lint turned into green glowing sparkles everywhere.
...and carol made me fall on the floor laughing, with her tits out like it weren't no thang. she's a crazy bitch and...
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wren:
Aw. You're such a cutie.
hannarobin:
you help to bring out that crazy in me and make me feel better about myself than i have in a long time. i'm very lucky to have met you and i'll suck your junk any old time!!
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apathi:
drink damn it 
prophetnoise:
Thanks for coming. Hope you enjoyed yourself 
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wardy:
whats a zoobomber?! i think i missed something..
moniker42:
I am not saying you were wrong.
Things got pretty dramatic as fuck pretty fast though. Certainly she really isn't looking for a boyfriend.
Luckily her and I both hate drama and the drama was largely on the part of others. I'm glad I'm an adult and so is she.
I think things are still up in the air, if anything, it's a lot better.
I'm trying to get her just to do a puzzle with me or something. Play "Cranium".
'Friends' is a pretty weird place to be but I'm not selfish, which is more than I can say for some people.
I'd rather not stay there, I just don't want things to get all fucking crazy for any length of time. At all.
There needs to be a name for that kind of woman.
She asked me if I thought she was cold-hearted.
I said that if anything she had a lot of warmth.
I also told her that I am a little bit terrified of her.
I'm glad I'm the one that looks mature here, for a change.
Things got pretty dramatic as fuck pretty fast though. Certainly she really isn't looking for a boyfriend.
Luckily her and I both hate drama and the drama was largely on the part of others. I'm glad I'm an adult and so is she.
I think things are still up in the air, if anything, it's a lot better.
I'm trying to get her just to do a puzzle with me or something. Play "Cranium".
'Friends' is a pretty weird place to be but I'm not selfish, which is more than I can say for some people.
I'd rather not stay there, I just don't want things to get all fucking crazy for any length of time. At all.
There needs to be a name for that kind of woman.
She asked me if I thought she was cold-hearted.
I said that if anything she had a lot of warmth.
I also told her that I am a little bit terrified of her.
I'm glad I'm the one that looks mature here, for a change.
today i went snowboarding for the first time.
it was frustrating. and also awesome. especially because we got in free because some dude and his daughter gave us their lift tickets.
and i rode a tallbike for the second time. i think the dismount is going to take some practice.
it was frustrating. and also awesome. especially because we got in free because some dude and his daughter gave us their lift tickets.
and i rode a tallbike for the second time. i think the dismount is going to take some practice.
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moniker42:
I am MISTER fucking expectations are bad.
I'm just really sick of it.
I'm just really sick of it.
germany:
we are going on mon and then on tuesday again... wanta go ????
i think i missed something.
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hansel:
Hrm. Did you try to shoot a duck?
this is some crazy shit man.
i'm covered in bruises thinking dirty thoughts.
i'm covered in bruises thinking dirty thoughts.
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moniker42:
Dude, I hear that and a half.
I think the universe is approaching some kind of critical mass, not just for me or for you just for everyone and everything, the faster and faster we go the faster and faster we keep going untill.....well.... I just don't know what will happen!
I think the universe is approaching some kind of critical mass, not just for me or for you just for everyone and everything, the faster and faster we go the faster and faster we keep going untill.....well.... I just don't know what will happen!
kengineer:
I'm not good with faces. Didn't recognize Dogboy, still don't recognize you, and I thought the girl on the stilts was my friend Charisse, who when last I checked was in Europe.
Could not BELIEVE you maniacs. But knowing Dogboy was involved it all somehow makes more sense.
So you're the girl he's been so crazy about? Well met. I can't wait to hang out with the two of you. You can mock my normalcy.
Could not BELIEVE you maniacs. But knowing Dogboy was involved it all somehow makes more sense.
So you're the girl he's been so crazy about? Well met. I can't wait to hang out with the two of you. You can mock my normalcy.
working from the inside doesn't work.
more to come.
more to come.
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hansel:
Sure it does. My intestines do it all the time.
veganjihad:
well how far in have you gone ?
dear god. is it 2008 yet?
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alyssum:
http://www.timecapsuletoys.com/index.asp
I gotta think his toy would be waaay too much fun to hack.
I gotta think his toy would be waaay too much fun to hack.
ninjathat:
i cant believe he didnt get whacked yet... wanna team up and do it ourselfs? i bet we could pull it off.
soooo... let's say it's the future sometime.
there was a huge terrible plague and every person on earth died. except you. you're this guy. you wander the earth for years alone. just surviving, learning things that were left behind.
and then one day it turns out there's a woman who's still alive too. you guys are about the same age, she's mildly attractive. you don't...
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there was a huge terrible plague and every person on earth died. except you. you're this guy. you wander the earth for years alone. just surviving, learning things that were left behind.
and then one day it turns out there's a woman who's still alive too. you guys are about the same age, she's mildly attractive. you don't...
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moniker42:
But yea, I would probably blow them both up with a car bomb and then start painting pictures of Charleton Heston with my feces.
dovienya:
Hmmm, this probably isnt healthy at all, but I'd just build my walls up yet higher, and turn, and walk away.
If you build your walls tall enough, the pain cant get out.
If you build your walls tall enough, the pain cant get out.
i feel like a big piece of crap today.
i missed my shift at work due to some retardedness
and now i'm working till 11
and there's waaaay too much snot coming out of my face.
i don't like that at all.
i missed my shift at work due to some retardedness
and now i'm working till 11
and there's waaaay too much snot coming out of my face.
i don't like that at all.
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wardy:
yeah, i'm in boulder. the weather kicks serious ASS!
ellebelle:
yeah- but do you
feel
pretty?
feel
pretty?
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kentclark:
So it's rebirth, then. Here's hoping.
miloryan:
It's an alien baby that I left in your throat.
the past week...
zombie party. me and DogEye were crowned king and queen of zombie prom. hell yeah. this is way better than high school.
it worked out so well that we did it again for new year's, along with Felix and his lady. had an awesome time at the SG NYE party dancin it up and playing spin the bottle, before we were removed...
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zombie party. me and DogEye were crowned king and queen of zombie prom. hell yeah. this is way better than high school.
it worked out so well that we did it again for new year's, along with Felix and his lady. had an awesome time at the SG NYE party dancin it up and playing spin the bottle, before we were removed...
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ryan:
tendons.
miloryan:
Haha, I love the new avatar or profile pic thing, it kicks much ass. Yes, that was lame that y'all got kicked for bringing in the bottle....at least I got to benefit from the whole two spins of teh bottle before it was confiscated. 