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age: 36 (Apr 25, 1972)

MEMBER SINCE: June 2008

occupation: I cook your food.

heroes: Alton Brown

crush: Under 40' of water in Monterey, CA

i lost my virginity: To a girl! That I talked into having sex with me!

gets me hot: The Oakland A's going to the World Series. *sigh*

into: Baseball, cooking, astronomy, oceanography, cheese, photography

body mods: I occasionally think about getting a tattoo. But I like my body the way Nature created it. I'll admire your ink and steel, though.

sign: Don't Panic!

most humbling moment: When I realized that all the stuff I thought was cool and subversive has been done to death by thousands of people world wide. Most of whom do it much better than I do.

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Friday

AUGUST 29, 2008 @ 11:27 AM | 4 COMMENTS

Wow. I realized I haven't posted in a looong time. Then again I haven't been to SG in a while, either. So my apologies to everyone on my friends list whom I've not replied to. I'll try and keep up a bit better this month. Now, onto the blog!

The girlfriend is SUPER pregnant right now. Her OB/GYN thinks she'll probably go into labor within two weeks. I'm both terrified and excited. My dad was never around when I was little, so I know that I can't really do any worse than him. Also, I know I'll probably cry when he's born. The sight of my newborn son is going to straight-up unman me.

Speaking of OB/GYNs, when I asked ours why she went into this field of medicine, she replied, "Because I really love the vagina!" I'm going to use that answer for myself, regardless of how appropriate it is. For example, "Hey F10, why did you become a cook?"

Today, I'm going out to buy running shoe. Tomorrow, I'll be selling a slightly used pair of running shoes on eBay!

I donated $25 to Obama today. I'm kinda nervous about it because that last cause I donated to was Amnesty Int'. For about five years I got mailings from them implying that because I wasn't donating more, a South American child was being tortured to death. It was kind of a heavy-handed guilt trip, really. Sadly for AI, I would've donated more but those Pokemon cards and Babylon 5 T-shirts ain't gonna buy themselves!